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The Perfect Woman
By Rowin
WARNING:
This is to be read as a joke and light-heartedly and not as anything offensive towards women.
The writter also reminds readers that noe of these information may be used to sue or punish him or the characters in any way.Some contents may trouble the faint of heart.So Enjoy.
Ok,to start well,we must ask ourselves the question:"Does there exist a perfect woman?"The answer is,of course,no but there must exist on this blue planet some rare angel-like creatures considered as perfect.Should she be "la femme fatale"(1m75cm,78kgs,like Cameron Diaz) or else hotttttttttt (like Sharon Stone in Basic Instincts) or else sweet and loving (like Kate Winslet in Titanic).Even if I am not such an expert when it come to the female sex(I've only gone out with a little dozen of girls),I'll try to clarify the situation,for you dear reader.
Personally I believe that there are no predifined rules for feminine beauty cause everyone has in his mind a type of women which will be perfect-like.To show you the extreme diversity which exists among boys,my friends and I decided to collect opinions about the perfect woman from some students of our college.(No real names will be used,only the usual nicknames have been approved.)
"Playboy"(who keeps photos of nude women in his purse)(Playboy thank you all for not revealing this to his mum)has immediately answered to me:"So long as she's got a Killer body(like those in his magazines),it's fine with me".For Playboy,a woman is not a woman if she is not a double of Shakira.So we can conclude Playboy is of those who prefer a woman with half a brain rather than a woman with only one breast.By the way,he just got hold of some photos of Carmen Electra,nude, and these really knocked him off.
"Beckham"(a professional gambler and a fan of Manchester United,which jstifies his nickname) stated that "for a woman to be perfect,she must have money,much,much money."So what do you think of him?Simply that it's only money that interests him and it would not surprise me if he's got a piggy bank in the place reserved for the human heart.
Most of the small "first years" said almost the same thing to me..."Women? What's that?".So we can conclude that they are still inexperienced and we could do without their spicy comments.
"The Boss" believe that "the perfect woman must take care of the house,look after the children,cook his food,wash and iron his clothes and all this without complaining".Later I asked myself if he did not mistake my question as "the perfect maid".
The intellectuals and nerds(those always in the library and always sitting in the front rows with their hands shooting up at every question) believe that she "must be gentle,caring,loving,good mannered,and all these touching qualities".This comment is welcomed by the 'hahaha' and'booss' of the other students.(like Playboy,for example)
So,in the light of all these opinions,I can say that the taste of boys are extremely varied,but,overall,I believe that any normal and mature man will not stay untouched by a charming and striking young woman.However we must not forget the beauty considered as interior.What use will it be of walking hands in hands with the double of Pamela Anderson if she had the temperament of a tiger and the manners of a pig?
Sure,the perfect woman must be cute but she must also possess other qualities like gentleness,passion,
fidelity and so on.(no,Playboy,sex-minded is not one of those).But how can we find such a pearl in such an imperfect world?Morever,we(who are so ill at ease with a saucepan et so hungry at night) require a woman who is as good in the kitchen as under the bed sheets.
So,we must agree that it is extremely hard have a clear idea of the perfect woman,even if my girlfriend seems to fit in exactly.But I will not talk about my private life or else you think you'll be reading the kamasutra.(A book Playboy lent me)
So to end this interesting expose(because I'm feeling tired now)I will say the following: In every woman lies a hidden facet which exist in no other woman and every woman is perfect in her way.The most difficult is to find the best way to reveal this charm to its full glory.
Well,well,this was a long one.I'm sure you're feeling numb bt I really hope you enjoyed it.
Oh,by the way,Playboy sends a kiss to all the babes who will be reading this. :)
Thank you for your time.
Submitted By venus
WARNING:
This is to be read as a joke and light-heartedly and not as anything offensive towards women.
The writter also reminds readers that noe of these information may be used to sue or punish him or the characters in any way.Some contents may trouble the faint of heart.So Enjoy.
Ok,to start well,we must ask ourselves the question:"Does there exist a perfect woman?"The answer is,of course,no but there must exist on this blue planet some rare angel-like creatures considered as perfect.Should she be "la femme fatale"(1m75cm,78kgs,like Cameron Diaz) or else hotttttttttt (like Sharon Stone in Basic Instincts) or else sweet and loving (like Kate Winslet in Titanic).Even if I am not such an expert when it come to the female sex(I've only gone out with a little dozen of girls),I'll try to clarify the situation,for you dear reader.
Personally I believe that there are no predifined rules for feminine beauty cause everyone has in his mind a type of women which will be perfect-like.To show you the extreme diversity which exists among boys,my friends and I decided to collect opinions about the perfect woman from some students of our college.(No real names will be used,only the usual nicknames have been approved.)
"Playboy"(who keeps photos of nude women in his purse)(Playboy thank you all for not revealing this to his mum)has immediately answered to me:"So long as she's got a Killer body(like those in his magazines),it's fine with me".For Playboy,a woman is not a woman if she is not a double of Shakira.So we can conclude Playboy is of those who prefer a woman with half a brain rather than a woman with only one breast.By the way,he just got hold of some photos of Carmen Electra,nude, and these really knocked him off.
"Beckham"(a professional gambler and a fan of Manchester United,which jstifies his nickname) stated that "for a woman to be perfect,she must have money,much,much money."So what do you think of him?Simply that it's only money that interests him and it would not surprise me if he's got a piggy bank in the place reserved for the human heart.
Most of the small "first years" said almost the same thing to me..."Women? What's that?".So we can conclude that they are still inexperienced and we could do without their spicy comments.
"The Boss" believe that "the perfect woman must take care of the house,look after the children,cook his food,wash and iron his clothes and all this without complaining".Later I asked myself if he did not mistake my question as "the perfect maid".
The intellectuals and nerds(those always in the library and always sitting in the front rows with their hands shooting up at every question) believe that she "must be gentle,caring,loving,good mannered,and all these touching qualities".This comment is welcomed by the 'hahaha' and'booss' of the other students.(like Playboy,for example)
So,in the light of all these opinions,I can say that the taste of boys are extremely varied,but,overall,I believe that any normal and mature man will not stay untouched by a charming and striking young woman.However we must not forget the beauty considered as interior.What use will it be of walking hands in hands with the double of Pamela Anderson if she had the temperament of a tiger and the manners of a pig?
Sure,the perfect woman must be cute but she must also possess other qualities like gentleness,passion,
fidelity and so on.(no,Playboy,sex-minded is not one of those).But how can we find such a pearl in such an imperfect world?Morever,we(who are so ill at ease with a saucepan et so hungry at night) require a woman who is as good in the kitchen as under the bed sheets.
So,we must agree that it is extremely hard have a clear idea of the perfect woman,even if my girlfriend seems to fit in exactly.But I will not talk about my private life or else you think you'll be reading the kamasutra.(A book Playboy lent me)
So to end this interesting expose(because I'm feeling tired now)I will say the following: In every woman lies a hidden facet which exist in no other woman and every woman is perfect in her way.The most difficult is to find the best way to reveal this charm to its full glory.
Well,well,this was a long one.I'm sure you're feeling numb bt I really hope you enjoyed it.
Oh,by the way,Playboy sends a kiss to all the babes who will be reading this. :)
Thank you for your time.
Submitted By venus
