Girls' English

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later!
"We need to talk" = I need to b*tch.
"Sure... Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!

How much do you love me?" = I did something today your not going like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

Guy's English

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" - I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
"You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
"Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!

Submitted By venus