By Sonu Nigam

WHAT HAPPENS IF UR HUSBAND IS SOFTWARE ENGINEER:- Husband - hey HONEY, I am logged in Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat Husband - hard disk full Wife - JAANU have u brought the saree Husband - Bad command or file name Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel Wife - hey bhagwan i forget it. where is your salary Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping Husband - sharing violation, access denied Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you Husband - data type mismatch Wife - you are useless Husband - by default Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters Wife - I will go to my dad's house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

Submitted By SonuNigam

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